Laughs

A Very Important List

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I have a headache.

I feel gassy.

There’s a child in our bed.

There are two children in our bed.

There are three kids in our bed.

The dog is in our room.

I have diarrhea. Or I did, and it might come back.

I might throw up.

I’m afraid I’m pregnant – I just can’t concentrate.

I haven’t showered in four days.

I’m just SO not in the mood.

My legs haven’t been shaved since 2011.

I smell smoke.

I heard a noise.

My headache is still here.

I’m Sooooooooooooo tired.

I have a cough.

I think I’m getting sick – I’m just full of snot.

I have this weird burning feeling… it’s just so weird.

I can’t stop laughing.

I’m in the middle of a really good book.

The kids need me.

Someone is crying.

The phone keeps ringing.

Tosh.0 is on.

I’m feeling better – if I could just get rid of this diarrhea!

These are all reasons why I can’t always get a good night’s sleep.

What?

You thought the list was for something else?

Well – I have no idea what you’re talking about. (But what would you add?)

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