I have a headache.
I feel gassy.
There's a child in our bed.
There are two children in our bed.
There are three kids in our bed.
The dog is in our room.
I have diarrhea. Or I did, and it might come back.
I might throw up.
I'm afraid I'm pregnant - I just can't concentrate.
I haven't showered in four days.
I'm just SO not in the mood.
My legs haven't been shaved since 2011.
I smell smoke.
I heard a noise.
My headache is still here.
I'm Sooooooooooooo tired.
I have a cough.
I think I'm getting sick - I'm just full of snot.
I have this weird burning feeling... it's just so weird.
I can't stop laughing.
I'm in the middle of a really good book.
The kids need me.
Someone is crying.
The phone keeps ringing.
Tosh.0 is on.
I'm feeling better - if I could just get rid of this diarrhea!
These are all reasons why I can't always get a good night's sleep.
You thought the list was for something else?
Well - I have no idea what you're talking about. (But what would you add?)