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Cure for Muffin Top
Want to get rid of your muffin top?
If you’re anything like me, childbirth has done a number on your body.
Or – you haven’t given birth yet – but you like to eat Crisco straight out of the can.
Either way – I have a cure for you!
Getting rid of your muffin top is actually quite simple.
You don’t need to diet.
And don’t even think about exercising!
Just do this little trick, and your muffin top will be cured!
Grab your skinny jeans that have been taunting you from the back of the closet.
Now grab a pair of scissors and make vertical slits around the waistband of your jeans until they fit.
Pull your shirt down, and you’re ready to go!
Muffin top = CURED!
Pink leopard print underwear that matches your shirt is optional.

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