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Cure for Muffin Top

10 Second Cure for Muffin Top from My Life and Kids

Want to get rid of your muffin top?

If you're anything like me, childbirth has done a number on your body.

Or - you haven't given birth yet - but you like to eat Crisco straight out of the can.

Either way - I have a cure for you!

Getting rid of your muffin top is actually quite simple.

You don't need to diet.

And don't even think about exercising!

Just do this little trick, and your muffin top will be cured!

Grab your skinny jeans that have been taunting you from the back of the closet.

Now grab a pair of scissors and make vertical slits around the waistband of your jeans until they fit.

Fit Into Your Skinny Jeans

Pull your shirt down, and you're ready to go!

Skinny Jeans After

Muffin top = CURED!

Pink leopard print underwear that matches your shirt is optional.

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  1. nicola says

    Hi Anna!
    I love your blog! I read it lots!
    You write very comically and it is really interesting.
    Thanks For Writing!
    I also have a question. You don't a;ways post new posts.
    Like today you posted the cure for muffin top (hilarious BTW 🙂 ) but I read that post ages ago. I also noticed the craigslist post reposted. Is that intentional? Because you act like it's new. Am I gong crazy??
    Weather you repost pr not I LOVE YOUR BLOG! You are a great writer!
    Thanks!!!

  2. Rebekah @ The Golden Gleam says

    Love it! Since I don't own a pair of skinny jeans, I bet the salespeople won't let me try it out on a pair of skinny jeans before buying them? The muffin top is the reason I haven't bought them though since I can't find jeans that fit my midsection and not sag in the butt.

  3. Vicky says

    Wait, why do I need to use scissors? My pants already split on their own...
    Just kidding;)
    Vicky

  4. Jay {at} Purple Eggplant says

    You are a genius !!

  5. Amy says

    What if I just cut off the legs of the jeans and hang them from my lower thighs with some sort of garters/suspenders, thus avoiding ALL of my fat areas?? I'm sure IF I shopped at Walmart I could get away with it...

  6. Tatem says

    now, THIS is a pin i can actually use and do. honestly, if i had time to make fruit kabobs in shapes...well, my kitchen would be clean enough to make them in. wonderful! thanks for this one!

  7. Lindsey says

    WOW... I'm laughing so hard! This is totally something I would do but not tell anybody!!

    Hilarious. Keep it coming!

  8. Parri says

    HYSTERICAL! Why didn't I ever think of this????

  9. Rebecca Grace says

    I cannot tell whether you are kidding or not, but it doesn't matter. I'm still thinking, hmm, would that work? But how do the pants stay UP if I do that? I am so sick of the stupid "boyfriend cut" low-rise jeans phenomenon that I am actually nostalgic about those awful maternity jeans that had the high-waist elastic extension at the top, coming all the way up to the underboob area for bulging belly comfort...

  10. Simply Skinny says

    This is hilarious! Funnier thing is that I may try it. HA!

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