What’s That Smell
I’ve been smelling something for weeks now.
It’s been following me pretty much everywhere I go.
I cleaned out my car, but that wasn’t it.
I cleaned out the garage.
But that wasn’t it.
I went to town on the stroller, the couch, and the house in general.
I searched for diapers in my wall.
I even switched my deoderant – that’s how bad it got.
And then one day I was digging in my purse for a spare diaper, and what did I find?
Growing on the bottom of my purse.
My purse is now sitting outside. And the smell is miraculously gone.
What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever found in your purse?