No Elf on the Shelf? No Problem!
It’s that magical time of year, where Santa is watching every single move my kids make.
He sees them when they’re sleeping. He knows when they’re awake.
He knows when Miles is wiping boogers on his wall and when Alice doesn’t change her underwear for days at a time. He sees them when they tackle Simon and when Miles is peeing in random places around the house.
And how does he see all of this?
Through his Santa Cams of course.
Not only does it detect smoke and fire – it also serves as Santa’s Camera to see if you’re being naughty or nice.
There’s one on every floor of our house. There’s one at every house we go to. They even have them at the mall, at restaurants, at school…
Santa is truly everywhere – and he’s always watching!
And – sometimes – if something really naughty happens – the Santa Cam starts to beep and flash. This is way worse than time out!
The months of November and December are full of magic – none of which is greater than the power of the Santa Cam.