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My Version of 12 Days of Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas,
I begged my hubby for,
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ONE less dog barking.
On the second day of Christmas,
I begged my hubby for,
TWO days of rest,
and ONE less dog barking.

On the third day of Christmas,
I begged my hubby for,
TWO days of rest,
and ONE less dog barking.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
I begged my hubby for,
FOUR nannies nanny-ing,
TWO days of rest,
and ONE less dog barking.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
I begged my hubby for,
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FIVE decals for my minivan,
FOUR nannies nanny-ing
TWO days of rest,
and ONE less dog barking.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
I begged my hubby for,
SIX maids-a-cooking,
FIVE decals for my minivan,
FOUR nannies nanny-ing
TWO days of rest,
and ONE less dog barking.

On the seventh day of Christmas,

I begged my hubby for,

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SEVEN ladies cleaning,
SIX maids-a-cooking,
FIVE decals for my minivan,
FOUR nannies nanny-ing
TWO days of rest,
and ONE less dog barking.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
I begged my hubby for,
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SEVEN ladies cleaning,
SIX maids-a-cooking,
FIVE decals for my minivan,
FOUR nannies nanny-ing
TWO days of rest,
and ONE less dog barking.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
I begged my hubby for,
EIGHT gallons of Mod Podge,
SEVEN ladies cleaning,
SIX maids-a-cooking,
FIVE decals for my minivan,
FOUR nannies nanny-ing
TWO days of rest,
and ONE less dog barking.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
I begged my hubby for,
TEN manicured fingernails,
SEVEN ladies cleaning,
SIX maids-a-cooking,
FIVE decals for my minivan,
FOUR nannies nanny-ing
TWO days of rest,
and ONE less dog barking.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I begged my hubby for,
TEN manicured fingernails,
SEVEN ladies cleaning,
SIX maids-a-cooking,
FIVE decals for my minivan,
FOUR nannies nanny-ing
TWO days of rest,
and ONE less dog barking.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
I begged my hubby for…
a VASECTOMY!!
TEN manicured fingernails,
SEVEN ladies cleaning,
SIX maids-a-cooking,
FIVE decals for my minivan,
FOUR nannies nanny-ing
TWO days of rest,
and ONE less dog barking.
What’s on your Christmas list this year?

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6 Comments

  1. [email protected]

    December 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    Yup, nothing says Christmas like a vasectomy. Seriously funny, thanks for sharing!

  2. Kristi

    December 19, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    U crack me up!

  3. Deidre~

    December 19, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    HA HA HA! I love your blog!Cute doggie you should come see mine:)Im your newest blogger friend, come for a visit wont you,thanks Deidre~ http://simplysimplisticated4.blogspot.com

  4. Mama Kat

    December 19, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    That was so adorable! I wish I had read it sooner so I could make it writing prompt for this week. Super creative!!

    ps What the heck are you planning with that much Crisco???

  5. Danee

    December 19, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    Um…what is the Crisco for? Do I want to know? Hey maybe you could mix it with the Mod Podge and spread it on the kitchen floor making it a safety risk….just a thought.

  6. Madison

    December 21, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    LOL!

    Eight gallons of Mod Podge?! Wow! Never seen that before.

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