My Make Believe Best Friend…
When I was growing up, I had crushes on nearly every boy band member that existed. I would listen to their music and know that they were singing to me.
I would read TEEN magazine and know that if they just met ME, then they would fall madly in love.
At least that was what I would tell myself.
And now, I just know that if Tori Spelling and I had the opportunity to meet, we would be best friends forever.
Not the kind that you only see now and then – I mean the kind that talk every single day, schedule regular outings to be with each other, want their kids to grow up with each other, can’t buy shoes without consulting the other kind of BFFs.
I watched her in 90210. Then I watched her in Home Sweet Hollywood. And I have no doubt that we are long-lost friends.
She’s super, duper funny – and I love to laugh.
Tori can hold a full wine bottle with her breasts. I can balance a beer on my butt shelf. Pretty much the same thing.
I had Miles and Alice super close together and Tori had her first two kids super close together (and it sounds like her last two kids are also going to be super close together.) And – FYI – I won’t be having a 4th child just because Tori is. I’m not that crazy.
Tori has a blog – I have a blog.
Even Steven makes a HOT Dean McDermott. I know this because I pasted our family’s heads onto Tori’s families’ bodies for my pregnancy announcement with Alice.
What can I say? I just have a feeling that we were meant to be friends. Kind of like when I saw Even Steven wearing duck boots in college and knew he was meant to be mine.