My Kids Disappoint Me at the Pool
I pee in the pool.
I pee in the ocean.
I pee in lakes and ponds
And I LOVE peeing in hot tubs.
So why do my kids insist on NOT peeing in water?
It’s one of the greatest parts of summer, yet my kids consistently have me schlepping three wet bodies out of the pool, lugging a stroller, towels, sunscreen and toys to the pool bathrooms because someone has to make the smallest tinkle known to man.
My husband thinks it’s disgusting to pee in pools, and has made it clear to our children that it is unacceptable.
But guess who’s taking the kids to the pool by herself every day this summer?
Any tips on how to convince your kids to pee in the pool – without actually shouting it out AT the pool?
And – while we’re on the subject – do you pee at the pool?
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