Do You Cut Your Husband’s Toenails?
I’ve been doing something for Even Steven for the past 10 years. It started on our honeymoon, and it’s been happening regularly ever since.
Up until this week, I thought wives everywhere were doing this for their husbands… but apparently not?
It all started with Mommy Shorts doing a little husband shaming (Click here to read the entire post – it’s hilarious!). Of course I jumped on board, and submitted this picture of Even Steven.
And I’ll be honest with you, out of all the things I could have written on that sign, I thought I was choosing something that was very relateable. Something that women everywhere would read and say, “Oh yeah – I do that too.”
But apparently everyone’s been keeping a huge secret from me, and wives DON’T cut their husbands toenails.
For real – I thought it was part of my job. Now that I think about it, I also consider cleaning toilets and doing laundry part of my job, but I dropped those things years ago. So why have I so diligently been trimming Even Steven’s toenails for the past 10 years?
I’m not sure.
Wait – yes I am. It’s because if I don’t cut them, Even Steven picks them. And then he leaves them all over the house for me to find. Something like this happened a few months ago, which prompted this text:
So much easier just to cut them myself, right?
So – come clean – do you cut your husband’s toenails? Would you ever cut them? Do you think I’m crazy?