My Husband

I’m a Great Wife

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In case you didn’t know, I am pretty much the best wife ever.

I spent most of my day yesterday thinking of all of the reasons that Even Steven is so darn lucky to have me. Then I called him at work to try to tell him how lucky he is, but he said he had a “meeting” and couldn’t really talk.

Since he doesn’t want to listen, I’m telling you instead.

1. I look almost exactly like this. Enough said.

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Me After My New Kitchen Floor

2. I let him leave the toilet seat up. Yup – I decided from day one that I wasn’t going to try to change this terrible habit of his. It got a little annoying when I was 8 months pregnant with baby #3 and fell into the toilet at 3 am, but other than that, it’s been fine.

3. I keep things spicy in the bedroom. If you know what I mean…

4. I clip his toenails. (Apparently I’m one of the only wives in the world that do this.)

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5. I take care of putting all of the lights on the Christmas tree, AND I take care of the outside lights. If that’s not being a good wife, then I don’t know what is.

6. This is my favorite alcoholic beverage, preferably warm. In other words, I’m a cheap date.

Warm Natty Light

7. I hardly EVER fart on his pillow out of anger – which I think shows great restraint on my part.

8. I do everything I can to help cut down on the amount of laundry he needs to do on the weekends.

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9. I rarely post embarrassing things about him on my blog. RARELY.

10. Did I mention that I pretty much look like this? Sort of?

Me After My New Kitchen Floor

How are you a great wife?

15 Comments

  1. Janine Huldie

    November 29, 2012 at 7:02 am

    Oh, Anna that picture is the best and I need to do one of them up, lol!! It looks like we have even more in common, because I too am a great wife, because just like you I am so good looking and hardly ever yell (only on days that end in “y”, lol!). Seriously loved this!!!

  2. alocke

    November 29, 2012 at 8:04 am

    I cut toenails….also. And I cut off dead skin from his planters warts…..

  3. Josie Bisett

    November 29, 2012 at 8:08 am

    HAHA! loved this – especially as I was sitting here feeling like a really crappy wife I’m sitting in bed swigging my morning coffee while the hubs juggles the three wee ones at the breakfast table. AND he leaves for work in 25 minutes! Now I’m inspired to get up and tell the hubs why I’m a great wife too! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. Jessica

    November 29, 2012 at 8:13 am

    I also decides not to fight the toilet seat battle, until I discovered that hubby seems to think that he’s the only male on the planet with good aim and just leaves the seat down, which means I’m always sitting in pee. I would kill for him to put the seat up and leave it up…

  5. Shiloh

    November 29, 2012 at 9:00 am

    Haha, I know exactly what you mean about sitting on no toilet seat in the middle of the night. Pretty sure that’s one of the most terrifying things in the entire world.

  6. Shanna - Motherhood on the Rocks

    November 29, 2012 at 11:16 am

    We have separate bathrooms. The only time it’s an issue is when he sneaks into my bathroom to steal my tweezers to pluck his nose hairs, which I’ve caught him doing on countless occasions.

  7. Jax

    November 29, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Wow we are AWESOME !!! I clean his good tools for him – in the dishwasher – after I use them for very important things { like roasting marshmellows in the fireplace on his favorite screwdriver}.

  8. Kasey

    November 29, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    This entry made me snort with laughter! Thank you!!

  9. Lisa

    November 29, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    I’m pretty much the most awesome wife to my husband ever. It just goes without saying. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  10. Anna

    November 29, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    you are a great wife! i think my number one contribution to the household is that i am really good at ordering dinner in – like really, really good.

  11. Tabitha

    November 30, 2012 at 8:29 am

    I don’t cut the toenails, but I do rub anti-fungal cream on his feet if/when it is needed. I also rub lotion on his legs when they get dry, I cut his hair, tweeze his eyebrows and all the other normal stuff that wives tend to do. So..yeah I think that I am a pretty awesome wife also!

  12. thedoseofreality

    November 30, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    You know, I do the same thing with my clothes. Oh wait, except I do the laundry. So that one is really more for me. Which actually probably makes me nicer so that is actually really for him. I win. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  13. Christa

    December 2, 2012 at 2:01 am

    Number 7 made me laugh so hard that I was worried that I might wake my husband up! Also, I have tears in my eyes.

  14. Dawn

    December 7, 2012 at 7:29 am

    I can always- ALWAYS count on you for a great laugh in the morning. Or afternoon, and also evening! Thanks for that!

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