Even Steven Loves to Swim

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We had a very busy weekend trying to choose Even Steven’s swimsuit for this summer.

The pool opens on Saturday, and we’ve been able to narrow it down to our four favorites. Can you help us decide?

Option 1 – Even Steven in Stripes

I think he looks great in stripes. He’s not convinced.

Even Steven in Stripes

Option 2 – Even Steven Loves Red

Red is one of his favorite colors. So maybe this is a better choice?

Even Steven's Favorite Color

Option 3 – Holy Steven!

No description needed.

Holy Steven

Option 4 – Brrrrr!

Sometime he does get cold at the pool – so maybe this is the way to go?

Even Steven Bundles Up

You can see why we spent nearly all weekend trying to pick a swimsuit for Even Steven!

Which is your favorite?


  1. Paige Kellerman

    May 21, 2012 at 7:15 am

    Ok, I’m fairly sure that number one is how my new maternity bottoms are going to look…LOL

  2. Molly

    May 21, 2012 at 8:34 am

    Number 3!!!!! Thanks for the early laugh!

  3. Patricia

    May 21, 2012 at 8:41 am

    These are just too funny. I hate to think you found real people dressed like this.

  4. Kai

    May 21, 2012 at 8:59 am

    Heck, I will ALWAYS vote red! My fave color! Of course, PINK is a close second? Any pink ones he liked? (Something tells me NOOOOOO!)

  5. Natalie

    May 21, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Ew ew ew – Maybe Even Steven should look at baggies???? Lol – I almost expected to scroll down and see him in a Borat type swim suit …. ok now I have that picture in my head…. curses!!!!!

  6. Karyn - Pint Sized Baker

    May 21, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Oh…. No….. Poor Even Steven….. I can’t believe you found real men wearing these suits. I would leave the beach, or stare and take pictures to post on the internet 🙂

  7. Trish

    May 21, 2012 at 10:52 am

    You’re husband is such a good sport! Big Daddy would absolutely kill me if I did this to him. And he’d take down my website. The perils of having your hubs host your site.

    I love the stripes! Happy swimming.

  8. katie

    May 21, 2012 at 11:24 am

    LESS IS MORE – NUMBER FOUR!!! (scarf optional)

  9. LisaP

    May 21, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Gee, I don’t see where he’s going to keep his shark repellent?! Is there a pocket in that scarf? Because then I vote #4.

  10. Lori

    May 21, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Let’s see . . . #1 is just SCARY! Actually they are all scary – I can’t believe people go out in public looking like that!

    My vote is for #4. The scarf adds a nice touch.

    Thanks for the laugh.

    Thrifty Decor Mom

  11. danee

    May 21, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    Well….for YOUR pleasure I’d vote for option #2…Let’s just say that suit looks like it comes with a LOT of package….something that could make YOUR summer fantastic! The down side of this choice is 1) Even would be spending a LOT of the summer in the gym in order to maintain the muscles that come with the suit and 2) there he would need some serious manscaping.

    I suspect that option #1 is actually a new product available this summer….the adult swim diaper by Depends. “This new product will allow those of you with leakage problems to enjoy the beach just as you did when you were younger. With our new swim Depends, you will have the confidence to enjoy the beach without running to the bathroom (or having to “swim”) every 15 minutes. With our fresh and fun new designs…including this trendy striped pattern…you can enjoy your time in the sun and no one will be the wiser.”

    Option #3 is clearly to be worn only to the Jersey Shore and not appropriate for lakes and streams in Ohio and Michigan.

    Option #4 gives me flashbacks that I would rather NOT remember. I grew up going to my grandma’s house on Houghton Lake. The house had been their cottage since my dad was a child (he helps my grandpa build it) so they knew the neighbors very well. The family to the right was headed by a minister with a proclivity for wearing Option #4 mankini-thingys. He would strut around like a proud rooster doing things I can only imagine, under the heading “don’t come knockin’ if this boats a rocking'” (while said boat was tied to the dock). Watching this “holy” man prance around with all on display was gross enough when he was younger, but when he hit the senior citizen years, “GROSS” took on entirely new meaning. Let’s just say that gravity doesn’t ONLY affect women’s breasts.

  12. imklvr

    May 21, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    Red! Definitely. Red.

  13. Sue

    May 21, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    Gee this is tough, but I think I’ll have to go with number 4 because that tartan scarf just screams sophistication 😉

  14. Motherhood on the Rocks

    May 21, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    OMGOSH! This is so funny! I think option 3 is definitely the best one! He should get that! Cross included. lol

  15. sparkling74

    May 21, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    Stripes it is!! You’ve got to love a man who can pull his speedo up to his armpits.

  16. Nina

    May 21, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    Hmmm… Maybe it took so long to pick out a suit because Even Steven really wanted a thong option. Just sayin.

  17. Pish Posh

    May 22, 2012 at 7:41 pm

    This was a tough call! Mostly because I was laughing 🙂

    I like Steven in Red but I’m gonna go with brrr….

  18. JD @ Honest Mom

    May 22, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    Oh my LORD I am giggling my head off over here. Your husband is such a good sport.

    Option 1 looks like the Lands End bathing suit for men. Yes, all my bathing suits are Lands End but I wouldn’t want to see them on my husband.

    Options 2 and 3 scare me, frankly.

    So I guess #4 it is!

  19. Michelle

    May 25, 2012 at 8:29 am

    I am TOTALLY digging that scarf! I might have to get one for my husband! rawr! 🙂

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