A Conversation with 3-year-old Miles
Miles: Mom, elephants sure do have small penises, don’t they?
Mom: Ummm… they do?
Miles: Yes, they do. Remember when we went to the zoo with Claire and Cecily?
Mom: Yes… (that was about a month ago.)
Miles: Well, I saw an elephant, and I saw his penis. And it was really small.
Miles: Yes. I was surprised, because elephants are really big. But their penises are pretty small – kind of the same size as Big Hairy Dog’s.
And then he left the room…