A Cure for PMS
Sometimes, when I’m leaving the house after the kids have gone to bed, I lock Even Steven in the basement first.
Just kidding – I never lock him down there on purpose.
But every now and then (like maybe once a month or so), I like to do a few things before I leave the house.
First, I put the basement television remote in the family room.
Then I put the family room television remote in the basement.
Then I leave the house.
It’s the perfect cure for PMS. Trust me.