17 Jan
Welcome new friends from Scary Mommy! I’m so glad that my aging elephant and giant vasshole didn’t scare you away.
(Here’s a link if anyone missed my guest post at Scary Mommy. Warning: you may not want to read this if you’re my brother-in-law, my mother-in-law, or one of my former high school teachers.)
Since we’re just meeting each other, here are a few of my favorite posts that will help you get to know me better (if that’s even possible after my Scary Mommy confessions.)
I was a virgin until I was… old. Here’s how my mom ensured that I graduated high school with my V-card intact.
THIS is why I’ll probably be married forever. If you’re ever annoyed with your husband, this little trick will get you through it every time.
My mom HATES this post – other people seem to like it.
And to that chick that called me fat over at Scary Mommy? This is pretty much what I look like in my underwear… So there.
(Oh – and if you want to see me on video, you can watch this one.)
Thanks so much for stopping by!
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Funny, but true story. Your guest post was just put on my mommy group board on Facebook. I clicked on it and was laughing (well the post itself is hysterical I couldn’t help, but laugh again), but these women had never read a blog before let alone yours and that they picked this one was truly hilarious to me, because here they were saying how they had just found something amazing and came along and said, “I read Anna everyday and you would be right, but totally already knew that already”, lol
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So…I’m pretty sure you might be my soul-mate. Too soon? Probably. But for real, we should probably be friends. I might have just watched your armpit/straw fart tutorial and tried it out immediately. Good tip on the turtleneck.
Just happened across your blog and you are cracking me up. Thanks for the post-baby birthing honesty. As someone who has not birthed a child yet, I always appreciate this, especially with terms like “vasshole” to really drive the point home. I like to know what I am in for. xo
I’m a new follower and love your blog! It’s got just the right dose of exactly what I need. With my second one on the way, sometimes I feel overwhelmed by my dirty house (not to mention car) disheveled appearance and lack of Pinterest worthy projects. Thanks for your REAL LIFE blog!
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Your Scary Mommy post was fantastic! Thankfully I read it at home because I was laughing hysterically. Any woman who’s had children can identify with your post. At least the ones who are being honest with themselves instead of waiting for the plastic surgery fairy to arrive.
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Love your candid, slightly crass sense of humor!! Vasshole, love it! Just added a new word to my vocabulary! And I thought I was the only weirdo who inspeceted the old vagoo with a mirror after having babies! Yes, she is looking quite road weary these days! So glad I found your blog…I can totally relate to everything!
OMG! I just popped over and read your post at Scary Mommy! Then read comments until I couldn’t take it any more! Girl, if you don’t write a book I’m gonna EXPLODE! You’ve GOT to know how funny you are! Even while telling the honest to God truth….like shriveled carrots a vassholes! You ARE the best!!