30 Nov
It’s that magical time of year, where Santa is watching every single move my kids make.
He sees them when they’re sleeping. He knows when they’re awake.
He knows when Miles is wiping boogers on his wall and when Alice doesn’t change her underwear for days at a time. He sees them when they tackle Simon and when Miles is peeing in random places around the house.
And how does he see all of this?
Through his Santa Cams of course.
Not only does it detect smoke and fire – it also serves as Santa’s Camera to see if you’re being naughty or nice.
There’s one on every floor of our house. There’s one at every house we go to. They even have them at the mall, at restaurants, at school…
Santa is truly everywhere – and he’s always watching!
And – sometimes – if something really naughty happens – the Santa Cam starts to beep and flash. This is way worse than time out!
The months of November and December are full of magic – none of which is greater than the power of the Santa Cam.
Oh man Anna, this by far was the best and most ingenious post. I am using the ‘Santa Cam” with my kids today to see how it works. Hell, I am willing to try anything just once to keep the kiddos in line!!
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You are a genius! I wonder if the parents of my first grade students would be unhappy with me if I used this at school? Thanks for all the laughs!
Damn that’s rad. If only I’d thought of that before my kids figured out what they really were.
BRILLIANT.
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Love this! Genius!
Oh my gosh, I love this so much! I wish I had thought of this when my kids were little.
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Brilliant!
Oh this is so many levels of awesome. I’m introducing my kids to Santa Cam today.
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Omgosh! I love it! I’m going to remember that one for when the diva gets older!
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I teach Pre-k at a private school that has motion detectors. They think that is our Santa cam. But those are special cameras for lots of kids. The ones at home are not as large. Lol
I tell my kids the security cameras are Santa.
I’m pretty sure you’ve got the next Elf on the Shelf type racket going on with the Santa cams! You better capitalize on that one really fast!
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Bahahaha – this is great! I love that Santa is not only keeping an eye on the kids but also working to keep us safe from fires – he’s a wonderful guy
Great post!
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But…. ours goes off every night at dinner time. Seriously… it beeps and my kid yells that dinner is done.
I’m so bummed that I won’t be able to use this one!
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Pure genius! wow!
Yes nothing like threatening your children to keep them in line. I personally enjoy having my children live in fear of not being perfect.
Just now seeing this.. Hysterical!!