Dear Moms,
Do you want to take a shower? Do you want to go to the bathroom without your kids?
Do you want to have the time to apply makeup?
How about drink a cup of coffee?
Or – I don’t know – spend 20 un-interrupted minutes on Facebook or Pinterest?
Well, you’re in luck, because I have invented a product that will let you do ALL of this in peace!
Introducing…
The CLATCH! The only couch with a built-in Latch system.
It fits up to three car seats (and – yes – for all you safety girls, it totally accommodates rear-facing car seats!)
When you need a little mommy time, just buckle them into their car seats, turn on the television, and take care of business.
They’re safe – and you can be alone! (And 50% of kids actually enjoy it!)
Leave a comment if you’d like to purchase one.
The price is reasonable, and the kids are included.
Oh man this was absolutely awesome and seriously need one of these!!!
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Damn ass genius I say! This reminds me of how I used to make my oldest eat her breakfast in the swing. Strapped in. For safety, obviously. I am pretty sure I did it way the weight limit on the thing, but whatever. I showered in peace.
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Do you do mansize ones?
Oh my God! This is Brilliant! I used to hate trying to go to the washroom with a toddler leaning on my knee.
I wanna know if they come man-sized too – that would nicely take care of my two. The would need to be more like bucket seats though – on opposite corners and all.
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Haha I will order one minus the adorable children I already have a set of those. Love this! Good idea
Do you have any in the potty seat edition?hahahaha
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Genius. Pure genius. This will be perfect for my husband when he’s home with Avery. He was just saying how uncomfortable he’s getting having her follow him into the bathroom. Haha.
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Oh. My. Goodness. This is so freaking genius. I’ll take 2, but I don’t need the kids. Is that extra?
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This is going to save me an awkward conversation with the police. I’ve just been putting them in the car when I need some quiet time. Apparently that’s “against the law” or something. They were strapped in, of course (I’m all about safety) but the neighbors were still starting to talk. Busy bodies.
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FINALLY, I can take down the velcro wall. You’re a genius.
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You are brilliant my friend lol!
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This is awesome! I don’t know why I never thought of it since we have a spare van seat in our dining room! We could just move it into the living room, snap those carseats in and we’re done!
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Ahahaha! My husband and I are cracking up at this as our 13 month old is freaking out, wanting us to read the same freaking book for the millionth time today. Thanks for the laugh! We needed it
Brilliant. I’m guessing that’s a sleeper sofa and you are attaching the car seat to bed frame?
I know this is supposed to be funny, but its seriously a good idea if you really just need a few moments and want to keep them safe.
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This is BRILLIANT. Sign me up!
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Giggle… Except my audience usually consists of the kids AND two big dogs who have to monitor every move I make!
this is perfect. it will be an absolute smash hit, #1 top seller on amazon. I know it!
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I don’t see how this can miss!!
Yes, I could use a man sized one! That way the dirty dishes and wrappers will at least stay within a two foot radius while he’s watching tv! I doubt he would mind, but my baby would throw a fit!
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OMG AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!
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You. Are. Genius. How much? Do you deliver?!? I want one for every room in my house!
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Love it! Where do I enter by credit card number???? LOL
hysterical!
I love how Simon is loing at Alice like you’ve l lost your mind and where the heck is the car he’s supposed to be riding in! GREAT idea. You better patent it soon because there is no doubt someone’s gonna grab this idea and couches will be coming with tie down straps any day now. Seriously, you better take it to Shark Tank. They probably won’t like the free kids come with it plan, but otherwise, it’s totally a winner!
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My kid would definitely be in the 50% who don’t like it. Sure, I would be able to shower without the audience, or the banging on the locked door, but I’d have to put up with her screaming (and the possible visit from the police afterward).
I know this is supposed to be a joke, but just in case anyone forgets, Britax manuals specifically says, “This child seat must not be used in the home, in boats, or other non-certified applications.”