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Why YOU Should Have 4 Kids

Why YOU Should Have 4 Kids

I'm happy with 3 kids - but YOU should definitely have at least 4!

My Body - Post Pregnancy

My Body - Post Pregnancy

WARNING: do not read this if you are a man - or my neighbor. Or if you're pregnant with your first child.

Why My Mom Has to Use the Coffee Shop Drive Thru

Why My Mom Has to Use the Coffee Shop Drive Thru

My mom HATES this post. She can't understand why people like it so much, and every time a new comment comes in, she calls to yell at me...

My Tip for Bedroom Bliss

My Tip for Bedroom Bliss

Even Steven LOVES it when I do this in the bedroom...

Shark Bait

Shark Bait

Even Steven is terrified of sharks. But I really don't think that's a great excuse...

I got a MEAN Comment

I got a MEAN Comment

Now I delete them, but this was the first mean comment I received - and I felt the need to respond...

A Few More Things About Me...

Shaking a Few Coconuts Off My Palm Tree

Shaking a Few Coconuts Off My Palm Tree

How To Keep Your Daughter a Virgin

How To Keep Your Daughter a Virgin

How Am I Still Alive?

How Am I Still Alive?

Important Tips & Tricks

How to Make Fart Sounds

How to Make Fart Sounds

A Cure for Muffin Top

A Cure for Muffin Top

How to Make Curtains Out of Twin Sheets

How to Make Curtains Out of Twin Sheets

How to Remove Permanent Marker

How to Remove Permanent Marker

How to Keep the Cats Away

How to Keep the Cats Away

How to Have a Happy Marriage

How to Have a Happy Marriage