Did You Hear My Mom Scream in 1984?

When I was 4-years-old, my mom and I got into a huge fight.   I can’t remember what we were fighting about, but I know that I was talking back…

Sometimes, I Wish I was Married to a Woman

Some days, I really wish that I was married to a woman. Back when the kids were in daycare, one of the girls in Alice’s class had two moms. Here’s…

Scavenger Hunt

This week I decided to start tackling one of my New Year’s Resolutions. So I began peeling wallpaper during nap time. I finished a small section and cleaned everything up…

Lessons from Linda: The Walking Farts

Linda is my mom – and as much as I love to share all of the things she did wrong while raising me, she taught me a lot too. I…

My Mom is on Facebook

My mom had quite the excitement this week. Luckily, she’s on Facebook, so we can see exactly what’s been going on. Saturday’s Update She definitely has a thing for outhouses.…

Don’t Hate Me Because My Floor is Beautiful

Dear Readers, Today I want to thank you. THANK YOU for sticking by me as I complained about my kitchen floor. Thank you for sympathizing with me when I shared…