I Have Big Calves, and I Cannot Lie

I’ve talked about my high butt crack, my ability to balance a bottle of beer on my butt shelf and my inability to dance or sing. But have I mentioned…

Just Another Lie My Mother Told Me (Part III)

When I was 8 years old, I wanted to go to Disney World. I wanted it SO BAD! I had dreams about it. I pretended that I was there. All…

Simon’s Life in Blog Posts {Happy Birthday!}

This little boy is ONE today! How did this happen? And since he doesn’t have a baby book (and probably never will – Sorry Simon!) I’d like to share his…

Five Reasons Why I Hate Socks

The sock situation in our house is out of control. It’s making me crazy. Here’s why… My kids will not keep them on their feet Which means that every time…

My Big Fat (Hairy) Greek Neighbors?

Nearly every time I walk by a certain house in our neighborhood, there’s a car parked out front that is shrink-wrapped in an advertisement for home body waxing. I’ve always…

Decorate Your Door for Valentine’s Day

I love decorating my front door for the holidays and Valentine’s Day is no exception. Supplies you will need: 2-3 sheets of craft foam in pink / red or both…