What Pregnancy Has Done to My Body

Having three kids in three years has wreaked havoc on my body. In the past four years, I have gained and lost over 100 pounds.  But I’ve found that the numbers…

A Letter to My Kitchen Floor

Dear Kitchen Floor, Every morning, I walk down the stairs, and I vomit in my mouth when I see you. That’s how ugly you are. Your nicotine-stained linoleum tiles drive…

Happy 40th Anniversary

40 years ago today, these two kids said “I DO.” Since that day, they’ve created lifelong friendships, built a family of four, taught their kids how to hope and dream… They’ve…

If I Were a Hoarder…

I’m not a hoarder – mainly because I married an anti-hoarder. However, if I were allowed to be a hoarder, I would hoard the following: Pillows. I *love* throw pillows…

A Conversation with 3-year-old Miles

Miles: Mom, elephants sure do have small penises, don’t they? Mom: Ummm… they do? Miles: Yes, they do. Remember when we went to the zoo with Claire and Cecily? Mom:…

Crafting With the Stars

I just linked up my entry for Crafting with the Stars. Have you?