Even Steven and I had a pretty serious talk last week…
It was regarding my shower situation. Or maybe my LACK of a shower situation.
I’m not a dirty person. Really, I’m not.
But I rarely get out of bed and hop in the shower first thing in the morning. And – I’ll be the first to admit – that every now and then I go an entire day without showering.
My little chat with Even Steven fell on one of the days that I hadn’t had time to shower by the time he got home from work.
And he started out by saying, “What can I do to help encourage you to shower every single day?”
He was serious, you guys. Isn’t that so sweet? And helpful?
So I told him that some fun body wash and George Clooney in my shower would do the trick.
See – I have this little theory. And if I wasn’t so darn in love with Even Steven, I might even test it out.
Everyone knows that George Clooney is a lifelong bachelor, right? He can’t be tied down. He doesn’t want to be married. His model-girlfriends never last long.
So my theory is that George Clooney has tried the “perfect supermodel” route.
And maybe – just maybe – what he really needs… is a hot mess mom, a minivan, three wild kids – and a vasshole.
Be honest – I’m totally onto something here, aren’t I?
I just need to say to George, “Listen, you’ve tried all of that perfect stuff. Come on over here and take a ride in my minivan (if you know what I mean).”
But – unfortunately – I love Even Steven so much that even if George Clooney did come sniffing around, I’d have to ask him to babysit so that I could go out on a date with Even Steven.
So then I guess I’d be saying something more like, “Hey George. Glad you like my minivan. Let me buckle the kids in so you can take them to the zoo. Thanks.”
So – anyway -after my little “shower-situation” chat with Even Steven, do you know what I found in my shower the next day?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
So I took matters into my own hands. Since I wasn’t going to get George Clooney into my shower, I went ahead and treated myself to some amazing new body wash.
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This post is sponsored by Yes to. The opinions and George Clooney theory are my own.