Well, I declared my love for Tori Spelling, but unfortunately, I think we have to break up.
Did you see her in her maternity swimsuit this week?
(Photo courtesy of people.com)
Let’s recap here:
She has a 5-year-old, a 3-year-old, a 7-month-old
She’s at least 5 months pregnant (probably more – I’m not so great at math.)
And she’s wearing THIS????
Where is her cellulite?
Terrible, ugly, painful varicose veins?
Where are her compression hose?
WHERE IS HER FREAKING MINIVAN?????
I don’t think I can be friends with someone walking around the pool looking like that. This is more of what I look for in a friend…
Oh – wait – Even Steven just told me to stop ranting.
He found this picture of me at the pool when I was pregnant with Simon – wearing my maternity bathing suit.
I can’t believe I forgot about that.
Guess I shouldn’t have judged her so harshly… Maybe we can be friends after all.